Good luck to everyone down in AC! Remember, if you can see the screen, you’re not partying hard enough.

Woot acquired by amazon. don’t know if want.

Good luck Japan!

Did they make paper airplanes before airplanes?

Just got iced.

Pepto sponsoring the hot dog contest. How appropriate.

Fuck yeah donovan!!! #USA

Oh say can you see? #USA #USA #USA

I am the great and powerful Cornholio

Let’s go #CIV and #BRA! Keep knocking out the europeans!